sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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