I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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