dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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