did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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