first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.