yea but for you.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Good thing I've started drinking again