Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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