its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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