she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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