i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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