You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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