just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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