you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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