with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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