I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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