bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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