I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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