A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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