then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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