I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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