I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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