dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize