Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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