She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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