Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He better not be in your backpack
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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