I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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