love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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