thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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