Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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