Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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