its not stalking. its research.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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