you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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