At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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