Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I got inside last night via doggy door
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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