this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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