saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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