I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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