Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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