Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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