apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
