I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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