I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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