You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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