she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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