Someone shit on the floor
nutella sex= disaster
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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