3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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