Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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