we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think my vagina is haunted
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
