I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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