I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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