the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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