I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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