NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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